The inside read

Find out where your marketing is actually leaking money.

The outside read shows what the world sees. The inside read goes where it counts: your accounts, your store, your numbers. A proper read of your business plus two conversations with us, not a PDF.

A welcome chat

A real conversation to get to know your business. Nothing to set up, nothing to prepare, just a yarn. The more you tell us, the sharper the read.

A proper read of your account

We go through whatever you're comfortable sharing (ad accounts, Shopify, Klaviyo, Merchant Centre) in our own time. Read only, on your terms, start small and build from there.

A findings debrief

We walk the read together: what's working, what's leaking, and what we'd do first. You can throw every question at us.

$49deposit to secure it

The $49 locks in your read and your welcome chat, and comes off the total. The read is $749 all up, and the balance only settles after we've met and it feels like a fit. For context, $749 is a single team lunch or a month of one software subscription. The difference is this one tells you where the money's going.

Secure checkout via Stripe. You'll pick a time for your welcome chat right after.

Our promise

We only earn the $749 if we hand you a specific fix worth making. If we don't, tell us within a week of your debrief and you're refunded. We don't expect to be giving it back.